INSTRUCTION MANUAL

Well here it is instruction manual of the 'day in the life of Hannah Brittinee Davis'

You wonder why an instruction manual?
This gives you and insight onto the real me, as i meet new  people, and work with people  who think that 'outgoing people' dont have fears or affraid of anything. And dealing with the dumbshit that happens

Well sorry to burst your bubble people, but people who are outgoing, bubblily, friendly people do have their fears and insecuritities, they just know how to hide it better than most or dont necessarily share that inner side or 'weakness'.

I have  had people tell me that i am not afraid of anything, i just go out there and it achieve so much. And i inspire them to be a better person and achieve their dreams. And do you know what i am so proud of anyone who can go out there and achieve their dreams. But when i tell them i am affraid of this and that.... They dont really believe me. Their face n statement give it away.

I use my fear to my advantage, to achieve my dreams and ambitions. I also hide my biggest fears through humour and laughter. And if I didnt use my fears the way I do I would not have done the things I have today.

Successful people dont get anywhere in life by their gains, they get some where by their failures and fears. And it also depend on your own defintation 'sucess'.

Me, i see myself as successful but in my own way, and really thats all that matters. I have achieved great things in my last 30 years, but when i tell you, beleive me i am my own worst cricit (than any magazine cpuld hit me with). I am so got dam hard own myself, if i think i havent achieved my full potential and i doubt myself and people say something. I go away and analyse and analyse how, what and where i can do better or what i did wrong. Then re analyse my conculsion before implementing my goals.

There is a glimpse into my world, but below is 10 instructions or steps to deal with me.
FYI below is talking in third person.... (must be the wine writing)

1. Well we all know she is not good with electronics, (only ever since shecame to uk, well.... Debatable... More soo now than ever). Dont have sympathy just shake your head as most of the time she is pissed or sober....but offer her cheap phones.. Potentially you could make a profit. Also results in fast moving actions to stop them going to the toliets or there are many  blank memories trying to remember how it got lost/stolen or wet.

2. Eggs... Well all know she loves her eggs. However forgetting that are on the boil happens, like once every 2 months.
So be prepared for egg spurting, smoke alarm chimes, smoky kitchen, condensation, its not just eggs really, she has set other kitchens on fire at times, even 2 at once on either side of the kitchen.

3. Wardrobe failure. This is something that wont stop. As we know she likes to go to the gym every morning before work. However some times forgetting to pack cloths happens quite regularly, like no skirt, undies, bra, shoes..... Back in Australia she used to have to go to the shops and buy thoses items at times, here in UK, she goes undieless, braless (tries to avoid this as blokes are perverts and women for that matter), and when no skirt wears gym tights (stinky ones) gets all consious of her body and dosnt leave her desk all day.

4. Things come in threes. Massive beleiver in this. So when she is on a strike... Stay clear pending if the events r good or bad. But trust me threes happen.
Such as, car accident one day, bus breaking down the next, currently pending third thing.

5. She loves a drink, which means she is always up for a good time or laugh. However warning does come with shitting her pants (one time only) and 'your not drunk until you shit ya self', can wake up with gashes and ripped tights bearing her ass for everyone to see, looses lots of stuff like lots of stuff, even possible winning horse race tickets, remind her that just becuase they didnt come first doesnt mean you didnt win any money as the was for a place, so dont throw ya ticket the air, and remember 5 mins later and cant find the ticket. Most of the time she makes it to her bed,  some times she doesn't.... But all in all yout guaranteed to have a cracker good time.

6. Addictive personalitly... This could be good or bad pending the addiction, or graving. Its been chocolate, ice cream, Leonardo Dicapro, gym, vodka and plastic containers (never have enough) etccc. Currently it was peanut M&M's, this addiction got so bad that she started to see the makings of a peanut M&M (unsure of colour, changes with mood, like a mood ring M&M) which leads into no 7.

7. They say 'you are your own worst critic' when you stop and think about it we are. So this one is extermly hard on herself to point of wiriting up mini contracts to achieve small, medium and long term goals. Most recent contract, was a 4 wk, food n exerise overhaul... Its all written down in pretend lil back book. Likelyhood if you going to be neagitive towards her she likely thought of it and using that neagitive to make the best possible outcome for herself. It involved limiting her drinking 1-2 days r wk, no chocolate or ice cream, (got to 3wks) and up the fitness side..

8. Loves a good laugh, banter with anyone really. Most of the time you will see her laughing and carrying on taking the piss. She also takes the piss out of herself, so dont think for one your are target. However currently indians are and selling of Parker Pens (big indsutry). Also does make it hard to determine when she is actually being serious, so best bet it to get to know her to determine when its mucking around or serious.

9. Loves to dress up. From fancy dress parties to all sassy for weddings or just because. So if you are ever in need of anything she is ya girl.

10. All in all dumb shit happens weekly, sometimes daily, so if you can handle all of the dumbshit and can cry, laugh and not judge her for her madness then your going alright.

Mostly we all wing life as it happens, and having  no expectation you dont get disappointed.

Wise friend of my once said "there are 3 types of people in your life, reason, season and lifetime"

I am grateful for all the people who have come and gone in my life as it one funny hell of a ride.